Our cat is gone.

On November 10, 2008, our cat Bender disappeared from the backyard of his home on Lanie Court, in the Morgan Greens neighborhood of Roseville, California (near the intersection of PFE and Cook Riolo Roads). He was wearing a collar with two ID tags, and was microchipped. Please keep an eye out for our big boy - we miss him! I'm offering a CASH REWARD for his safe return.

(To see more pictures of Bender, please scroll to the bottom of the blog.)

Days Missing:

Friday, April 10, 2009

Some people need a good beating.

Within hours of updating the reward figure on Craigslist and other places, I received the following e-mail, reprinted verbatim for your entertainment:

"Hello ,

how are you doing there My name is Dr.Richard Gonzales i got your contact concerning the lost Bender ,and i was so suprised to got your contact that you are the owner of the cat BENDER yes it is here and i will be very glad to bring the cat for you once you promised to compesate me ..PLs the colour of your BENDER is white and black ,tuxedo, and it was a male cat male. just like micro-chipped hope am communicating ???????????? actaully it was stoled by some bad boys but being a police officer i got those gangsters and arrest them so the cat is with me but was very good and obedient cat ..well i will much happy to read back from you ..i would have called you but am a deaf man so i just need to read back from you if you really want your BENDER stay bless love to hear back from you ."

Riiiiiiiiight. On my way to the bank.

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